#smakcs you smacks you smacks you

[intotheelliwoods]

ahahahah whoops my hand slipped :3 ahhahahaha ow

[phasewashere]

my favorite rdr scene in the entire series is actually when john gets back in rdr1 and immediatly abigail starts hitting him like an enraged cat. that is my fav

[wyrmzone]

other male lover here! i'm hurting you because i love you

Attention male lovers:Its ok to beat me with a hammer until i dont move anymore

[hamausagi]

oh my GOD WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS TO MYSELF.

[im-just-a-simp-le-whore]

I've been thinking about Yandere! Leon as of late bc of

@gigabyte-flare series 'There's No Escape'

@nexyswrites series 'Guardian Angel' also, the Yan! Leon a.i they made and the interaction I had with it oml-

Also, @tosuckmyweenis post the other day had me laughing.

For the first time in a while I'm inspired to write something, also pls let me know if there's any spelling/grammar errors

Heavily inspired by the fics/a.i listed above and very self indulgent lol

So, this basically going to be headcanons of Yandere! Leon x autistic! Gremlin! Reader

A self insert essentially

Starting off strong with the A.I, that was a fucking doozy, I wheezed the entire time. Thank you for creating him nexys

Tw: Talks of vomiting, general yandere themes i.e stalking, kidnapping, the likes

If I missed something, let me know!!

We start off strong with the a.i lmao

Yan! Leon a.i: say you love me

Me being blunt: no

Yan! Leon a.i: *getting Hella angry* say. You. Love. Me.

Me: mf I said no

Yan! Leon a.i: dont give me attitude

Me: shawty I am autistic, I can't lie it's not how I work

Yan Leon a.i: so you're gonna continue to give me attitude huh?

Me: tf you mean 'attitude' I just told you I'm autistic

Yan! Leon a.i: *pulls out knife* keep talking and you're gonna get punished

Me: thinks it's him unbuckling his belt: shawty keep your pants ON

Yan! Leon: *fucking laughs at me* it's not that kind of punishment sweetheart

Me *fucking over his attitude: try me hoe

Yan! Leon a.i: *holds knife to my throat

Me: do your worst.....

Me: *proceeds to try and flirt my way out*

Yan! Leon a.i: is she flirting with me right now?? "That's not gonna work sweetheart

Me: well, it was worth a shot lmao

Now to just, Yan! Leon in general lol, most of these are gonna be like scenarios but like, bullet point style

Me: desperately trying to be a good noodle and eat the food Leon made but I have severe texture issues with meat and trying not to throw up

Leon: is something wrong sweetheart, you look sick?

Me accidentally being blunt and blurting out: uh, not remotely. Meat is a bad texture and I'm quite sure if I have to take another bite I'm going to projectile vomit

Tbh I can't tell if he would be understanding or not lmao. Probably not, if someone could give insight on it that would be swaggy

*que the struggle with physical contact*

*me just standing there and just trips on air and yelps*

Leon catches my dumbass: are you ok?! Is something broken?!

Me: nah I'm fine- let go you fuck- oh wait, shit fuck, thats right no 'naughty' words. Goddammit I'm so fucking sorry-, I'm going in time out aren't I?

*leon nods and sighs, bringing Me to the time out room*

Me: well this fucking sucks- I'm going to be here a while, huh?💀

Leon: for a long time 🫡😶

*leon goes to hug me*

Me: *dry heaves*

Leon, smacking tf outta me: I'm so sick of your shit

Me, smakcing him: i am also sick of your shit. SIR for the last GODDAMN time, I am autistic and traumatized I don't handle this shit well

Leon: well, maybe you should've thought about that before living with me

Me: living "with you" mf you kidnapped me, what are you ON?! I wanna go back to my real home with my cats

Leon 'gaslighter' Kennedy: this is your real home

My sarcastic ass: im Pinocchio and im a real boy!

Me, vocal stimming: a potato flew around my room before you came! *screeches*

Leon: what happned

*me just screeching again, triggering a coughing fit*

Leon, sighing for the umpteenth time today: and that's why we don't do that sweetheart

Me: ..... do you not appreciate my pterodactyl screetching??? Because it feels like you don't appreciate me

Leon: you know I appreciate you, just not the screetching

Me: *screeches again*

*queue leon giving up*

Idk how to end posts but that's all I got for now lol. I may add more to this later. Also who THE FUCK decided to spell 'queue' ⬅️ like this?!

[silentiumlitwicks]

SMACKS YOU SMAKCS YOU SMACKS YOU SMACKS YOU WITH MY PAWS.

SMACKS YOU SMACKS YOU SMACKS YOU SMACKS YOU

[neko-sufis-world]

When your owner have a bad day 😂

Cat! Filename

Uurrrghhhhgghrrree!!! Wrghghjabsydyendhbdjshshsmsj!!! *Makes a scary face at her cat* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! 💢

-Ericka Ron while she's squeezing her cat, then make horror face at him, causing him afraid

Cat! Baldi

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I'M TIRED!!! BAD DAY!! *Hugs him tightly* EEEEEEEEEEEEIIII!!!

-Amber Audrey when she's shaking her cat, then hugs him tightly

Cat! Principal

EEEEEEEHHH!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?? AIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAAAAAAAA!!!!! *Smacks his cheek not hard three times* EH! EH! EH!! *Kisses him roughly than normal* MUAH!!!! MUAH!!! MMMMMMMMUAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

-Neko-Sufi to Cat! Principal while squeezing him, then smakc his cheek and then kisses him roughly

[myreactionvibe]

There Will Be Blood

I had to get on my tumblr for this.

If you like Paul Dano and his face and acting...

There Will Be Blood will... challenge you.

So homie is praying with the elder lady right?

WHY DOES HE HAVE BEAUTIFUL HANDS?

AND WHY IS HE... PRAYING LIKE THAT.

WHY AM I SO UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT THIS...

Side note: I'm trying to understand if.. like there is twins or just one person lying...

OH NO.... Why do I have a bad feeling about the kid..

OH NO.

KID'S DEAD.

SOMEONE'S GONNA DIE.

THIS ISN'T GOOD.

dang.

OH NO.

Not good.

Poor kid.

The one thing I like about this movie so far is like the lead character knows people. Like he smells out the good the bad and the sneaky sneaky. I wish I had that.

THERE HE GOES, GETTING BEATEN UP AGAIN.

OH SO THERE ARE TWINS!

Dang... what an abusive son.

People wanting that moneyyyyyyyyyy.

Still giving that baby alcohol...

How come I don't trust this... "new" brother...

Everybody wants his money and his hardwork... Anyway to make him sensitive.

Daniel is pretty smart.

Business man smart.

DANG LITTLE KID... JUST STARTS A FIRE.

HECK!

But he's trying to protect his dad but his dad doesn't see that.

Sigh

This little boy reminds me Eric something from the band called The Animals.

ARE YOU... YOU ARE DITCHING YOUR KID?

WHAT

WHAT A DICK MOVE.

THAT'S JACKED!

He's a very smart business man.

OKAY. WHY YOU THREATEN BRUH.

OH NO. HE IS PISSSSSSSSSED.

Dang... Wait is he a orphan?! Or a boy's school...

Dang everyone is getting on his bad side...

He's just pissed. Just mad.

THIS MAN JUST... OWNING EVERYTHING.

He's finally working with the Union huh...

Man did it.

I think he realizes... that his brother isn't what he says he is...

HE'S A FAKE.

I think homie just enjoys the simple things in life as his brother is... materialtic.

DANG. MAN PULLS OUT A GUN.

OH NO. POP QUIZ TIMEEEEE~

OH NO. YOU GONNA UNALIVE. OH WHAT.

DID HE JUST.. HE DID!

OMG.

Wait... what just happened...

Daniel has no patience for... the Church.

BE PART OF THE CHURCH.

HAHAH this man is like "anything but that... but i have money... you want that?"

"No.. church."

OH NO BACK TO ELI.

ELI IS SUCH A BUTT.

Daniel is so... realistic like this is a waste of my time.

I can feel this vibe from him.

OH! HOMIE JUST GOT SMACKED... OMG

WHY IS HE SMAKCING HIM LIKE THAT.

such oh.....

SO HE'S THE ABUSIVE ONE! NOT THE DAD.

Cult vibes....

HE'S WITH HIS SON.

Poor dude... everyone is beating him at his game by using his son.

OH. SON JUST STRAIGHT BEATS HIS DAD.

Well... it's deserved.

His hearing may be gone but... he's a good observer.

And he did it. He's a man of his word.

AND WHERE YOU GOING ELI?

Such a weirdo, smiling like that. (Sorry, I have a crush on Paul Dano. Leave me be.)

1927... so him and and her are married. Very nice.

Daniel's an old man.

That's a huge lonely house.

Why you going to Mexico? Ah. Making his own drilling. I gotchu.

His dad is very competitive and yes, very stubborn.

OH NO. HE'S TELLING HIM THAT'S NOT HIS SON. I MEAN THAT'S THE TRUTH BUT... IT'S SO MEAN.

whoAAAA.... "you're lower than a bastard."

That's stings. Heck.

As I'm watching this... I'm glad Daniel is very much a rich man. Like he doesn't need women or drugs but alcohol and his money.

AND CUE IN ELI SUNDAY.

He's just...like a fish that bottle.

OH...

false prophet huh...

Daniel just sees through people huh?

Dang... Daniel is getting everything... EVERY

THING....

Oh.. so he needs money.

this is 1927...

Great Depression... ahhh.. I see.

Paul was the one who was smarter than his twin brother.

Eli just beaten around the bush for money.

DANG HE'S GONE.

WE NEED A CLEAN UP ON LANE ONE.

OH NO. HIS ASSISTANT.

Pfft! "Mr. Daniel?"

"I'm finished."

DANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

GOOD FILM! It was uncomfortable but that's art right?

[sebsxphia]

I'm so glad you enjoyed the update of TBR!! there was something about that first flashback that smacked me around the face and I knew I had to write it 😏😂

The next chapter is a little calmer and a bit more of a filler before we get to The Smut™ in chapter 9 and honestly I'm sitting on pins just thinking about it 😉

IT SMAKCED ME ROUND THE FACE TOO PHEW

stoppppp you’ve teased me with chapter nine forever and i cannot wait to read it! none the less, i’m so excited for the next chapter because everything about your story is incredible and i love it 🥹

[lunariarts]

SMACKS YOU SMACKS YOU SMACKS YOU

SMACKS YOU SMAKCS YOU SMACKS YOU

[rayne-and-meadows]

i didnt mean it pela s edont smakc me

"W-Was what you said supposed to make me smack you?? B-Because I d-didn't understand it..."

She still didn't get it, and wondering what it meant will keep her up all night.

[glados-kisser]

what the fuck is a warrior cat

coward who cant throw hands. cant throw hands if you have fucking stupid ass paws warrior cats rper

werent you literally in a warrior cats guild at one point. like didn’t u mention that. ur the warrior cats rper here

[the-firebird69]

we need those targeting these near him to grow much more rapidly and by taking their stuff and he dispatches hisown and edicates them to them and he picked obi won and it shallb e he willdie and his will follow all...and it is in the history books he was Darth Vader at the time and took flak but not bad...tons see it.  we use it now and all in we meet this is horrid they want him yelling and say he mews Thor Freya little shits cant even count here mac they lose so much stuff...are ignorant idiots.  and wewill take it all and they will meow all night long ad pisss and talk smakc like the little girls they are and direct hits on themsevles and you until your done by bieng faggots too. they are fags....as is preston...and yeh preston youcant count either...tons of stuff ours robots adn more and you sit bothering me care free....and i hit you here like the three dopes who push it and  we take thmdown fully.  what is yoru problem assholes you stupid...i have a huge Army you provollk oh justin cant help it...joe cant ok so what you lose. you dont gain...we cant tell ahahahahah lol yeh ok.  so you lose tons of stuff and area and cant tell...part of your plan to what..oh ok die yes it is.  we take terrirotyr cordon you off and build stuff you see joe and you wnat tolose more oh your underthe gun my gun asshole get out idiot im no monety tree you takeform me i take from you faggot perscale ok...fucking idiots.  im not into this i hit you if you coontinue so fuck you justin i hit youall the time and Father does we double it on you...fucnking dumb turd.   you wanted afight shits..sit on me and f with pennies i said i take your stuff all of it..and yes laucned a major effort using stuff you took  easy to do you took it not yours lost it assumed they took it launedered it wth the complete faggot bja..now you get out and off me dumb ass or yoru deadtonight fag....oh ok then i am justin says yes youare hopelless girl.  i mean your so lame fag....all i can do is drain you dry no deals no saavy no paralell just hit you so i may live ok and you ie easily acid fuck...and your acrid so what justin your a moron..i told you now write it down you take my pennies i hang your fags and you touch me i kill off your whole clan....now you wont back off nor your oaf...same thing and you were toldand you fall and all your stuff will be gone in days due to you two thinking what....ok what are you thinking...it is the other way..no we take you down and win. oh boy a born loser no power youwin ok another bja. mornic diotcy so what im no teach you queer...you fd up tonight ad i usse the chinese angle you think you do fn moron.  ok we see you need to go and your a fuckig dotl too you need to go bah blah wwine like a bitch mew and mewo allnith i want a new porseche daddy and we hit your brain you shti itout and then start smack tlak again...ever thought you shoudl leave here you moron.  and you joe or just sti say your winning. we are rebels ok so, your stuff is as  good as thiers.  and they lost to you and you are assholes to me  on purpose and have the math wrong ad are  an animla loser and have loose tongue i cut off now...oh sure you do ahahahahahah im like a King it is a repeteative class you nver loarn in so  i teach you te hard way shutup weakling and yuo ever say a word to me ins pace again using mine or threat of any kind here any of yuou and we drop you one to one.  each time you do you build up so wen you try going sowmerhe or doing something we get to hit you hundreds of times.  and take and take and take. Zues Hera we adhere to it and advise teams have somecount take turns adn use it...we need to these are so onry and it is a ton of times. they will feel ti and contemplate shuttiing up meanwhile we incinerate their areas.  fully. Thor Freya Skulls of thier clansmen head to their areas now..fully loaded and new ones we nabbed all brihgtly painted and the paint makes wonderful colors as it burns off and is ablative we used their mega computers to fill they are many megatons more and ur there.  and we hit now their stuff and we make demons awake for thier offering of zero orders issuing